REBECA BRITNEY

I have the sense of humor of a man. What about you?
Let me explain myself. 
Our humor smokes cigars and drinks coffee straight. You can't join us if your coffee has even a drop of milk. Get out. 
God forbid, a woman, makes a funnier joke than us. 
Damn you woman! 
No girls allowed. Only boys.
I have the sense of humor of a man. 
I make fun of everything on sight. Little baby. Tiny insect. The clock. The look you just gave me. Nothing is safe.
 Everything is a joke to me. 
I have the sense of humor of a man. 
You have back pain? You’re an old man. You can’t afford a house? You’re too prideful to ask your parents for money.
Your dog died? I’m sorry for your loss man.
Because my humor is a man. I come up with crazy theoretical solutions for stupid easy problems just for fun.
I oppose you when you make a questionable statement and I beg you to differ. I mock you, not to be mean but because it’s funny. If you can’t handle it then you can leave. It’s not that deep. It’s never that deep. The sense of humor of a man is the most shallow thing in the world.
I have the sense of humor of a man. 
I have no filter. No remorse. I truly was not thinking when I said those words that made you cry.
I have the sense of humor of a man. 
I speak loudly and I interrupt you. There is no time for turn taking. My joke could be the one. You never wait in line for one. You take that chance as soon as you can. Why? because you’re a man. Real men don’t wait in line for the things they really want. If they do, then the worst thing in the world will happen. Another man will take the chance from you and enjoy it right in your face. You would rather get hit by a train and die than witness your chance to be indulged by a stronger man. 
So no. There is no turn taking within the sense of humor of a man. Only interruptions.